Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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