He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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