Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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