Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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