Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What a dumb baby whore.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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