so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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