Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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