CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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