you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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