Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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