i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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