I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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