Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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