Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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