i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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