i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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