what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
pop tarts are not kleenex
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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