Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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