White coat. Heels.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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