i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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