So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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