People in love make me want to vomit
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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