Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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