My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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