we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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