gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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