well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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