You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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