don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Alive.
So much puke
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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