weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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