im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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