worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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