When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm just crazy horny about you
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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