Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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