I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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