its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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