and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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