What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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