don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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