ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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