do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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