therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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