Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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