We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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