What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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