Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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