He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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