Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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