dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
