Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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