Jerry, you need to find god
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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