How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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