Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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