and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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