We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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