all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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