YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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